It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
