I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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