that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
