Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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