Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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