This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just want to make out with him forever
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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