she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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