Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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