The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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