Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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