so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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