is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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