i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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