We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Enjoy the penises
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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