i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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