Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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