I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
A bitchslap is in order.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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