you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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