i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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