I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nutella sex= disaster
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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