This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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