physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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