The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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