I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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