I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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