You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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