Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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