and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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