So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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