I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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