I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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