farters have to be the big spoon...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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