Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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