margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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