i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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