No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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