so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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