it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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