We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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