Porn is love you can see.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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