Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You've changed since you got that strap on
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
