Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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