Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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