Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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