I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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