How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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