I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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