Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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