I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
itβs my vagina i can do what i want to
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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