I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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