Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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