We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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